"Hmmm...holli...holla...holly...Aw hell, NO SCHOOL"
"Fo' shizzal my dismisal"
Do they have Sonny Tannen filling out the announcement boards or something? This happens all the time. I weep for the future.
Also, is it me or does it seem like kids get waaaaaay more time off from school these days? We never got inauguration day off!