Friends, lovers, Amway salesmen, I have the most amazing news! I'm going to teach a Canning and Preserving class!
Let me repeat...I'm going to teach a Canning and Preserving class!
You don't know how excited I am to be able to do this! This is even more exciting than the one time where I almost had a CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER as a roomate! Back then I thought, "PLEASE GOD, LET ME JUST ONCE LIVE WITH A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER!"
But I was fresh out of a divorce and knew the dark, horny path I was about to go down was a bad, bad move. So, I asked for my deposit back from the CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER and weeped into the sunset. The end.
Ahem, where was I? Oh, yes, classes will tentatively start on November 14th (a Saturday) for a 4 week, 4 class course. I plan to go next week to see if the classroom facility is legit and there will be more information to come. Be patient, darlings!
Oh, and Heather McPherson, from the Orlando Sentinel is going to write an article about me and the course! Squeeee!
More to come...